You have been sick for a week. We went to the doctor’s office and the only way to get you in was to promise they would give you a lollipop. Turns out they give balloons. I insisted they find one and they did! Turns out you don’t know what in the world a lollipop is. You tapped it, twisted it, flipped it, but never once tried to put it in your mouth! That’s my girl! I guess I’ve convinced you that you don’t like sugar? Haha.